On this rainy Vesak Friday afternoon...

"Doc, I feel this irrepressible urge to hump anything I see. Does this mean I'm turning into a dog?"

"I just think you're barking up the wrong tree. Here, I'll give you some calcium tablets to chew on."

"Thanks doc."

"Oh, and warn the old lady who's coming next to avoid the puddle of urine you created by the water cooler will ya?"

Listen up

You girl may be hot and pretty
But ten years later you won't be.
Your face can launch a thousand ships
But i really don't give a shit!
You can have Pamela Anderson's boobs
And Marilyn Monroe's intellect, noob.
Screaming into the echoing cove,
"My baby's the only one i love!"

The end.

Being Singaporean After All:

We know, but we're trying to make a super-softee (tries to explain why there's melted milk solids all over the 7-11 floor)
Four million pixels speak a picture

True Friends

People who have gone through an unforgettable phase in life, and have some common experience to draw from in future conversations to keep them spiritually and emotionally bonded strongly.

Rarely found in the wild, and mostly formed while in captivity like in a conscript army for example.

Useless fact of the day: From telemarketing training for loans, there are secure and unsecure loans banks can offer to consumers. Secure loans are for things like cars and houses where upon default on payment, the bank can claim the property. Unsecured loans are like study loans for students and home renovation loans where the bank is unable to get back anything for sure if the borrower does not pay up. The joys upon discovering a flaw in the capitalist society: there IS something they can't own after all!