It Sucks

To have a girl cry for you.

It sucks to cry for a girl.

Why can't we edit the group policy in the control panel of human emotions and check the option that disables crying, for any reason?

The day I am no longer able to shed a tear for you, I cease to harbour any feelings of affection towards you.

I'm sorry I made you cry.

Oh! The Irony of it All!

I googled a way to bypass the great firewall of China. It yielded many results. Only to get blocked when I tried loading those pages.

Argh.