Steve Vai
My Hypothesis: The epitome of a consummate performer who has made his instrument a religion, and hence the potentially objectionable facial expressions when playing his Ibanez Jem guitar, as if working himself into a natural euphoria from the cumulatively fervent strokes he attacks his strings with.
Counter-argument proposed by Malkee: He looks gay when he does that.
See for yourself and be a judge! 3 mins to decide if he looks gay or pro. Hint: take note when it reaches the ending part when he mouths the "wah" sound made by the guitar.
