Protect Against the Loss of Solidarity!

Ah boy ah, you've been ignorant for so many years of your life, dsepite being aware that knowledge of current affairs is the social glue that pastes strangers and friends together. Kind of anyway, the scary thought of homogenized agendas getting in the way.

But yes, I shall resolve to watch half an hour of news everyday on Channel U, over supper!

Useless fact of the day: Singapore Zoological Gardens has decided to implement challenges for its inhabitants to overcome before they can get their food. So what, now even animals in captivity are subjected to Primal Instinct Behaviour 101?! In an attempt to change the current mindset of animals to wait for food to drop onto their laps, the zoo has simulated ways in which the animals must seek their food by going through what they have to in the wild. Elephants, for example, have to rake through fallen tree trunks to get their food. Novel thought, must be a response to many people's complaints that the animals do nothing but sleep all day.

"What?! Find our own food? But that's why I checked into the Singapore Zoological Hotels in the first place - the open zoo concept, sleep all day and splash water at my instructor. Dean! We need to talk!"