Friday, October 20, 2006

In the words of Cobain

"With the lights out,
It's less dangerous.
Here we are now.
Entertain us!"

It felt very spiritual, and is the fastest cure for headaches.

Step 1: (You must have a headache to begin therapy)

The real Step 1: Play vintage pop music with low bass settings in your living room hifi. Softly.

Step 2: Take bolster / neck pillow from bed and bring it out to the living room

Step 3: With bolster / neck pillow still cradled in your arm and your head leaning gingerly on it, proceed to switch off ALL the lights at home

Step 4: ALL the lights off and ALL windows must be closed (Windows to be advised based on level of haze: if hazy then close windows!)

Step 5: In the darkness, experiment with the sweet blank sanctuary you've created. Lie and change positions on the sofa as you deem fit

Note: Headache will be gone in 15 mins. Works best when alone at home.