We probably wouldn't and shouldn't regret not having done certain things in life at certain points.
Best wishes to all my friends who have had a shitty day/week/month/semester/academic year.
This, too, shall become part of our individual entity that makes us different from another member of the same species.
Even to you, the person who stole my bike.
I just hope the seat comes off as you hop on and the rod sodomizes your
