that serve me for more than two years will receive a long service award.
That leaves only the current desktop PC, my Nokia 8250 and a Nokia 6100 which I sold off!
Things that have kicked the bucket within 2 years:
Canon Powershot A80 (Rest well, you have taken over 7000 priceless pictures and videos) - 2 years 6 months official death certificate issued; spoilt at the second year mark with a CCD defect
Nokia 6230 - 1 year 3 months
Creative MUVO TXFM - 1 year 11 months
Sony MZ-N1 - 2 years
Sony discman - spoilt many times within a year
ARIA II guitar amp - spoilt within months (second hand)
Reaching the milestone and still alive - Palm Tungsten C (bought October 2005)